Some of the tweets that struck me from #yesallwomen
trending boy names in ten years
- Eren Jaeger
- Makoto Tachibana
- Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez
- Such Child
- Much Born
- Very Human
yes hello this is my child Dean Much Born-Ten Bitch wow cabbagepatch
girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad
guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional
I love this
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
Disney Princesses as sloths.
Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’
Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.
For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.
Remember: we’re deadly.
You should be proud to be called a girl."
- 'Most Female Killers use Poison,' theappleppielifestyle (via cutely-perverted)
Anonymous asked: Any tips on fingering and eating out my girlfriend? Like any special tricks or anything?
1. when you go down on her dont go under the covers! you will suffocate and sweat and your gf will not like you stopping early bc you couldnt breathe
2. when your fingers are inside her, curl them upwards. Thats where the gspot is
3. dont be afraid to use your mouth and fingers at the same time
4. dont go straight for the clit or you will burn her out and she wont last long,that’s a bummer
5. the wetter, the better. dont be afraid to slobber all up in her coochie
6.pay attention to her body movements and the noises she makes you’ll know by that if she’s getting bored or if you’re in the right place
7. roam your hands all over her body
8. look up at her and make eye contact with her, sexy as hell
9. move her around in different positions so she lasts longer & cums harder
10. Do not stop until she tells you to. i dont give a fuck if your jaw is locking up you better suck it up an keep that tongue going.